MUJIN TEČAJ ENGLESKOG

[sima93]

Imam ja par dobrih viceva ali evo malo
MUJINOG TEČAJA ENGLESKOG:

Mnogo sam se sekirao - I AXED MY SELF VERY MUCH.
Pričam sam sa sobom - I'M TALKING ALONE WITH THE ROOM.
Računaj na mene - CALCULATE ON ME.
Čekanje u redu za hljeb - WAITING ALL RIGHT FOR BREAD.
Ko te šljivi - WHO PLUMS YOU.
Ko te šiša - WHO CUTS YOUR HAIR.
Nosi se - CARRY YOURSELF.
Tekuća pitanja - LIQUID QUESTIONS.
Od malih nogu - SINCE THE LITTLE LEGS.
Malo prije - SMALL BEFORE.
More bre - SEA, BROTHER.
Voditi računa - TO LEAD THE BILL.
Samoubojica - ONLY KILLER
Napet sam - I'M ON FIVE.
Hajde da igramo karte - LET'S PLAY TICKETS.
Dijelim vaše mišljenje - I DIVIDE YOUR OPINION.
On je svjetla točka - HE IS A BRIGHT FULL STOP.
Spetljao se s njom - HE LOOPED HIMSELF WITH HER.
Želim se nasloniti na tebe - I WISH TO ELEPHANT ON YOU.
Šta ti pada na pamet - WHAT IS FALLING ON YOUR BRAIN.
Pucali smo od smijeha - WE WERE SHOOTING FROM LAUGHTER.
Pijan je ko majka - HE IS DRUNK AS A MOTHER.
On je velika marka - HE IS A BIG STAMP.
Iz čista mira - OUT OF CLEAN PEACE.
Fotokopije - FOTO-WHO-DRINKS.
Upala mišića - THE INFALL OF A LITTLE MOUSE.
Supruga - ARE-RAILWAY.
Blago tebi - TREASURE TO YOU.
Veni, vidi, vici - FADE, SEE, JOKES.
Sve što je izgubljeno, može se povratiti - EVERYTHING THAT IS LOST CAN BE THROWN UP.
Pop-pjevač - PRIEST-SINGER.
Sve je gore i gore - EVERYTHING IS UP AND UP.
Sranje kroz gusto granje - SHITTING THROUGH A DENSE BUSH.
Sarajevo - SARA IS AN OX.
Dedinje - HE BELONGS TO GRANDFATHER
Mali Lošinj - LITTLE BAD CITY.
Skoplje - CASTRATION CITY.
Neda Ukraden - NO YES STOLEN.
Ružica Sokić - LITTLE ROSE LITTLE JUICE.
Slobodan Milošević - FREEMAN GENTLEFUCK.
Alija Izetbegović - BUT I AND BROTHER-IN-LAW ESCAPE.
Mirjana - PEACE I ON.
Tugomir - SADPEACER.

[zmaj_xpzt]

pih, doslovni preijevod svake riječi... ko da to priej nisam znal

Smiješno, ali već viđeno.

[d._m.]

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[black1888]

ja sam se strgo plačem od smjeha

[Zallman]

kako da ne - how yes no

[Hardparker]

haha

[bstimac]

koliko je sati
which watch

[moka]

bstimac kaže:

koliko je sati
which watch

? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

[Cypress Hill]

bstimac kaže:

koliko je sati
which watch

si to sam izmislil? predobro
ili ne

[selma_12]

bstimac kaže:

koliko je sati
which watch

dobar pokusaj al to znaci koji sat.
how many clocks? npr.

[mikivtc]

bstimac kaže:

koliko je sati
which watch

ti si ucio francuski il ti je neko reko ovu glupost ???

[To_all_my_friends]

bstimac kaže:

koliko je sati
which watch

Mnogo je bolja fora : "How many watch on your swatch?" Ili,ono:"Can you translate me to another side of the street?"-"Možete li me prevesti na drugu stranu ulice?"

Užice-Inwires
Negotin-Notnakedteen
Subotica-Little Saturday... http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Serbia#...er_settlements

Poznato je i za vreme bombardiranja SRJ 1999. godine,kad je Vuk Drašković rekao : "Don't mix grandmothers and frogs!"-"Ne mješaj babe i žabe!" Doslovan prevod...p.a. Inače,Amerikanci imaju analogiju s ovim kod izraza : "Don't mix apples and oranges!"