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Old 22.01.2008., 22:25   #1
Talking Star Wars/Trek smiješni citati(na engleskom)

Nažalost samo na engleskom, neda mi se prevoditi ovaj ogroman tekst, ali tako i tako danas svi znaju engleski.
UŽIVAJTE....


STAR WARS

Many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our own point of view. - Ben Kenobi, 'The Return of the Jedi'

Fear leads to anger, anger leads to stress, stress leads to doobies, and doobies lead to twinkies." - Yoda

Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering, dancing leads to sex. - Yoda, Puritan Master.

Will somebody please get this big, walking carpet out of my way? - Princess Leia in Star Wars.

Yoda of Borg are we. Futile is resistance. Assimilate you, we will.

If Yoda so clever is, why together a sentence can not he put?

In the force in Yoda is so strong, construct a sentence with words in the proper order then why can't he?

When 900 years old you reach, look as good, you will not. - Yoda.

Ending a sentence in a preposition is something up with which I will not put! - Yoda's High School English teacher.

The force is like Duct Tape - it has a dark side, it has a light side, and it binds the universe together!

I have a very bad feeling about this. - Luke Skywalker, Princess Leia, Han Solo, C3PO, etc, etc.

STAR TREK

Mr Spock, about these aliens you've detected. Which sort are they? Do I have to fall in love with their leader, or can we just go ahead and load up the photon torpedoes?

You, in the red uniform, go see what that noise is!

Real Trekkies work out at the 'He's Dead Gym'.

If you are talking via communicatior to your captain, remember this, for it is the single most important thing you can learn here at Starfleet Academy... Never give your Captain a straight answer, make sure he has to come on down to the planet and see for himself. Especially if you are serving on the Enterprise.

"Bother," said Pooh. "Eeyore, ready photon torpedoes and lock phasers on the Heffalump. Piglet, meet me in transporter room three. Christopher Robin, you have the bridge."

Reality is for people who can't handle Star Trek.

He's BREAD, Jim. - McCoy after a tragic transporter accident while visiting planet Pillsbury.

He's ALIVE, Jim. Where did I go wrong?

He's DEAD, Jim. Tell the Klingons that dinner is served.

How do I set my Laser printer to "stun"?

You've just had a heavy day commanding a star ship. You've fought Klingons off the starboard bow, kept your ship from being blown up many times, and you're exhausted! Now comes LOG time. You deserve more than just LOG, you deserve CAPTAIN'S LOG!

Scotty, beam us aboard.
Aye, sir. Will a 2x4 do?

Logic has nothing to do with it, it's just lust. - Spock the pimp.

Scotty is smoking the dilithium crystals again, Jim.

To HELL with the Prime Directive ... FIRE!!! - Kirk.

AAAAAGGGGHHHH!!!!! - Any "Classic" Star Trek Security officer sometime during the show.

Very funny Scotty, now beam me down my clothes. - Kirk.

Don't let Kirk show you what he affectionately calls the "Captain's Log".

I'm tired of wearing the same shirt and I can't afford a good haircut. - Spock to Kirk at his annual review.

A Tribble a day keeps the Klingons well fed.

<-*-o-*-o-*-o-*-o-*--- Tribble & onion kebab.

* <---- Tribble . <---TRIBBLE.ZIP

Beat me, whip me, make me write Tribble tag lines.

To heck with the Prime Directive, I want to sleep with that girl! - Kirk.

Captain, I cannot believe my ears! - Spock.

Captain Kirk, meet my father. He's Dad, Jim


Captain Picard: "Mr. Worf, your impression?"
Worf: "I'm sorry Captain, I don't do impressions."

I sense millions of minds focused on my cleavage. - Troi

Everyone, stand back. He's got a magnet! - Data

In the event of a water landing, I have been designed to be used as a floatation device. - Commander Data, Star Trek Insurrection

We've secretly switched the dilithium crystals with new Folger's Crystals ... let's watch what happens.

Lt. Commander Data ... your plastic pal who's fun to be with.

Fate protects fools, little children, and ships named Enterprise.

Kaden thought of the old Klingon proverb. "Fool me once, shame on you: fool me twice, prepare to die."

Tired of your clothes sticking to you like glue? Use stasis stopper for Klingons!!

WHAT is your name?
Captain Jean-Luc Picard.
WHAT is your quest?
I seek the Holy Grail.
WHAT is the average velocity of a Bird of Prey?
Romulan or Klingon?
I ... I don't know AAAAAHHHHH!

Real Klingons don't use .signature files.

Star trekkin' across the Universe, boldly going forward; 'cuz we can't find reverse!

All right, who's been cooking hot dogs in the Warp Drive?

Beverly can turn Data off but only Tasha can turn him on.

Blonde Klingons: Because it was a good day to dye!

Mr. Worf, scan that ship.
Aye Captain. 300 dpi?

Cloak captioned for the Romulan impaired.

Picard: Ensign Singer ... make it sew.

Ensign Walnut approaches Dr. Crusher with caution ...

Hey, Worf! I hooked Data up to a modem ... wanna see?

How come I can never find Troi when I'm mad at her?

Beverly: I can't believe it. I've heard of this disease.

Worf (to his brother Kurn): I said Crusher, NOT Crush her!

Jean-Luc Picard and Mister Clean: Separated at birth?

Picard: Mister Worf, show these children the airlock.

Mr. Worf, fire at will.
ZAP!
Hey, where'd Riker go?

Ensign, fire at will.
Ah, captain, I'd rather fire at Wesley!

Strangely, Data finds himself relating to heavy metal.

Troi: Cry on someone else's shoulder, I'm off-duty.

Honk if you've slept with Riker.

Captain, could I play some jazz?
Make it soul, No. 1.

BORG

I am MS-DOS of Borg. Prepare ... oops, out of memory!

I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be ... ooooh donuts!

Yoda of Borg are we. Futile is resistance. Assimilate you, we will.

Borg Using Windows 98: Still Trying To Assimilate The First 1. (Have to reboot half way through).

Clinton Borg: Inhaling is irrelevant.

BorgDOS 5.0: Assimilate another (Y/N)?

It's the Borg! Quick, everyone try and look useless!

Worf: Captain, why not just give the Borg Windows?

And the only thing the Borg left was this Macintosh ...

McBorg'ers - Over 1,000,000 assimilated.

The Borg assimilated my race and all I got was this T-shirt.

We have engaged the Borg. The wedding will be Friday.

A drunken Borg: Resistant as floor tile.

I am Bugs Bunny of Borg. What's up, Collective?
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The Force. It surrounds us; it enfolds us; it gets us dates on Saturday nights. - Obi Wan Kenobi, Famous Jedi Knight and Party Animal

No Bones, we won't beam up the Klingon who says he is injured. His words are about as real as my hair. - James T. Kirk.

Bones! Help this man, he's injured!
Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor not a ... oh, ummm, yeah.

He's DEAD, Jim. You grab his tricorder, I'll get his wallet.

He's DEAD, Jim. Get his ears. - Spock.
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Old 23.01.2008., 14:31   #2
Unatoc najboljoj zelji, nisam pronasao citat koji bi me nasmijao. A fan sam i poznavatelj svih ovih franšiza... Baze na racun Yodine napravilne recenicne kontsrukcije su jednostavno glupe, a o onima na racun windowsa da ne govorim
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Old 23.01.2008., 15:06   #3
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2 bad Milosh dead kaže: Pogledaj post
Nažalost samo na engleskom, neda mi se prevoditi ovaj ogroman tekst, ali tako i tako danas svi znaju engleski.
UŽIVAJTE....



BORG

I am MS-DOS of Borg. Prepare ... oops, out of memory!

I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be ... ooooh donuts!

Yoda of Borg are we. Futile is resistance. Assimilate you, we will.

Borg Using Windows 98: Still Trying To Assimilate The First 1. (Have to reboot half way through).

Clinton Borg: Inhaling is irrelevant.

BorgDOS 5.0: Assimilate another (Y/N)?

It's the Borg! Quick, everyone try and look useless!

Worf: Captain, why not just give the Borg Windows?

And the only thing the Borg left was this Macintosh ...

McBorg'ers - Over 1,000,000 assimilated.

The Borg assimilated my race and all I got was this T-shirt.

We have engaged the Borg. The wedding will be Friday.

A drunken Borg: Resistant as floor tile.

I am Bugs Bunny of Borg. What's up, Collective?
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